Happy Valentine's Day!

Each Valentine’s Day, for the past 32 years, I have given my wife Allison a special floral arrangement.

It started when I gave her a dozen yellow roses for our first Valentine’s Day as a married couple. As a joke, the next year I gave her a dozen yellow noses, Halloween noses painted yellow. Over the years, it has grown to include yellow hoses, cans of Carnation condensed milk, corn on the cob, Jello boxes, pasta, cookies, and the examples shown here. See if you can guess the theme of each arrangement.

BTW, sometimes she gets real flowers too!